- The good people at the St. Luke's Urgent Care clinic on Clarkson are very quick to diagnose medical issues, in our case with 100% accuracy.
- They also have plausible deniability ("we don't have a CT Scan here, so we can't be 100% sure").
- You can't have surgery within 12 hours of eating--why? Because it can lead to a nasty lung infection.
- If you're in excruciating pain and think that you may need surgery, don't eat anything before you find out for sure. It only prolongs the pain (and you won't enjoy the food anyway).
- Laproscopic surgery=bad for the belly button, good for the bikini line (not that bikinis are worn here...)
- Hospitals are the worst place to be when you need rest.
- St. Luke's housecleaning crew are very militant about vacuuming, cleaning bathrooms top to bottom, emptying trash and turning all lights on...at 3:35 a.m.
- The nurses there are very good at timing the overnight "vital signs checks", exchanging IV fluids and administering doses of medicine in between housecleaning crew visits--presumably so as not to disturb the housecleaning crew.
- Appendices can, evidently, be infected and healed, infected and healed, many, many times over before they ever need to be removed.
- This is common in "older people".
- It doesn't feel very good for your doctor to tell you that he just removed an organ from your body that looked "like it came from a 90 year old".
- It only makes one feel only slightly better for the doctor to say "but that that has no bearing on the rest of your body's organs now that it's out".
- Children are very adept at sensing when the parental units are weakened, and like the Velocaraptors in Jurassic Park, will begin testing the security fences methodically in order to find opportunities.
- Many times those opportunities show up in the form of coaxing sugar from grandparents.
That being said, for those of you who didn't hear, Allison was in the hospital this weekend for an appendectomy. She is now home and recovering-- I'm recovering as well. ( I've had a raging tear duct infection since Friday afternoon.) Yes, a tear duct infection- we are waiting for the locusts. The boys are managing to wreak general chaos, as they sense that we have been divided and weakened. Now is the time for conquering, or so they think...I'm taking the next several days off so that Al can continue to recover. She's not supposed to lift anything heavier than 10 pounds for several days. Gives her a much-justified excuse to "check out". Gives me an excuse to take off work. Gives the boys even more opportunities to practice their favorite hobby of late--trying to injure me in various "unintended" ways. Win...win...WIN.
Short story on the 90-year old appendix: Evidently, it had been infected, and healed, and infected, and healed many times over. The surgeon was curious as to why she hadn't had pain before now. After we gave it some thought, it all made sense. She's been complaining of not feeling well off and on for about two months, and particularly in the last two weeks. General stomach pain and fatigue, along with an occasional low-grade fever. She must have really high pain tolerance.
Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers---










